Maybe New Yorkers just weren't ready for the concept of borrowing chocolate.
Or maybe they were, and they just couldn't trust themselves enough to bring it back.
Either way, though it may have seemed like a concept that was overdue, The Chocolate Library didn't get enough people coming in to check things out.
On this somewhat appropriate occasion, we remember The Chocolate Library and certain other city establishments that you may never forget. We don't judge them. Very much. All we do is to gently suggest that their closings may have had something to do with their names.
Whether or not compelled by its name, The Chocolate Library really handed out chocolates. They were free samples, of course, but they were very satisfying. The chocolates for sale were displayed on walls of sort of library-like shelves. It was all a little bit confusing. It was easiest just to eat the free sample.
But it's never good to lose a chocolate source, so we mourn the Library's passing.
As for the places below, well, our mourning level varies.
Or maybe they were, and they just couldn't trust themselves enough to bring it back.
Either way, though it may have seemed like a concept that was overdue, The Chocolate Library didn't get enough people coming in to check things out.
On this somewhat appropriate occasion, we remember The Chocolate Library and certain other city establishments that you may never forget. We don't judge them. Very much. All we do is to gently suggest that their closings may have had something to do with their names.
Whether or not compelled by its name, The Chocolate Library really handed out chocolates. They were free samples, of course, but they were very satisfying. The chocolates for sale were displayed on walls of sort of library-like shelves. It was all a little bit confusing. It was easiest just to eat the free sample.
But it's never good to lose a chocolate source, so we mourn the Library's passing.
As for the places below, well, our mourning level varies.
Macaroni Macaroni's macaroni is still at a couple of pizzerias, but Macaroni Macaroni itself may have been too much of a good thing. Especially with its sign complex that managed to communicate "macaroni" not just two, but six and one-third times.
"N.Y. Fresh Bites" sounded like something that you might get from a New York rat...
... and "Go For a Bite" didn't sound like waffles. Besides, everyone was going for a rub.
"Octavia's Porch" suggested a place that would be too cold in the winter...
... and "99 Below" suggested a place that would be too cold even in the summer.
Monster Pizzas might have had at least a somewhat acceptable name...
... if it hadn't tried to convince you that its slices were actual monsters.
There simply aren't enough people left who can afford Soho Living...
... and there simply aren't enough people left who know that they need good sense.
Vintage New York thanks them all for the memories.
"N.Y. Fresh Bites" sounded like something that you might get from a New York rat...
... and "Go For a Bite" didn't sound like waffles. Besides, everyone was going for a rub.
"Octavia's Porch" suggested a place that would be too cold in the winter...
... and "99 Below" suggested a place that would be too cold even in the summer.
Monster Pizzas might have had at least a somewhat acceptable name...
... if it hadn't tried to convince you that its slices were actual monsters.
There simply aren't enough people left who can afford Soho Living...
... and there simply aren't enough people left who know that they need good sense.
Vintage New York thanks them all for the memories.
Looks like you had an excellent walk! Its fun to see how to spin the signs ~ thanks!
ReplyDeleteOMG! What an opener! Bang, bang, bang! And then the "mourning" line. Then Fresh Bites topped off by Rubs. Yes, I know, I should be commenting on context. Sorry, I am just amazed at the technique. Bravo!
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